Who Is Roy Mayall?

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By Roy Mayall

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"Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."

Herodotus,The Histories, via the inscription on the main post office at 34th Street and Eighth Avenue in Manhattan.

Dear Granny Smith
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Roy Mayall is not just one postal worker. He is all postal workers everywhere, men and women, drivers, delivery workers, office workers, sorters, machine operators, engineers, union members and non union members, young and old, retired or just starting out, part-time or full-time, 20 hour, 25 hour, 30 hour and 40 hours a week, agency workers, casual workers, cleaners, everyone who has ever taken part in the postal service, black, white, or Asian, European or African or Afro-Caribbean, gay, straight or a little bit of both, left-handed or right handed, City or Rural, inner City or Suburban, from the craggy coasts of Cornwall to the Highland Glens, from the green hills of England, to the mountains of Wales, North and South, East and West, the Home Counties, the Midlands and the North.

Wherever men and women pound the streets with mail on their backs, that's where Roy Mayall walks. Wherever they skip onto a bike and go skimming along with their burden of mail that's where Roy Mayall is. Wherever there's a letterbox, wherever there's a gate, wherever there's a footpath to a door, wherever there's a garden, wherever there's a dog barking, in the morning, in the afternoon, rattling along with the thoughts in his head, that's our Roy. Harassed by the time, as the hours are getting later, stressed by the lack of money and the weight on his back, pushed for time, pushed to his limits, energetically pressing on, through the wind, through the rain, through the heat of the sun, through ice, through snow, when the hail stones pelt like shrapnel on the roofs of houses, rattling the bonnets of cars, wrapped up in his waterproofs, with the mail bundled up beneath his arm to keep it dry, that's Roy.

Hopping in and out of his van a hundred, a hundred and fifty times a day, the same movement of the hip, the step out onto the kerb, with the mail in bags in the back to take out to all the delivery workers. To this drop off point, to the next. All day and every day from one day to the next.

Sorting the mail, throwing it off into the frames, like a card dealer dealing his cards. A pack of two thousand cards with 600 players in every game. The advertising coupons, the leaflets, the brochures and the letters, from the banks or the building society, from the Insurance company or the gas, from the electricity company, from the Solicitor. Birthday cards and anniversary cards and Mother's Day cards and Christmas cards and Easter cards. Postcards from the seaside. Parcels from ebay. Books from Amazon. DVDs from LoveFilm.com. Competition Winners. Christmas catalogues. Saga magazine. Sky Mag. The Beano. The London Review of Books. All of these pass through Roy Mayall's hands, from the sorting frame into the box, from the box to the frame.

And then sweeping them into bundles, wrapped up in red elastic, and then packed into bags, turning the letters where there's a packet. All this weight of communication on his shoulders, all this dizzying constellation of words. All these presents to be opened. All these thoughts to be remembered. All this love in scrawled handwriting. Love from Mum and Love from Dad and Love from your dear Aunt Vera. How much love have us posties carried down through the centuries? How much kind regards? How much that is now forgotten? How much that is yet to be written?

The everyday postie on his round, a secret conveyor of love.

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Paraglider Level 5 Commenter 17 months ago

Fantastic! A great read.

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Roy Mayall Hub Author 17 months ago

Cheers Paraglider.

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Bard of Ely Level 6 Commenter 17 months ago

A great hub! Yes, Roy Mayall brings a lot of joy to people and I have enjoyed opening letters and parcels on many occasions!

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Roy Mayall Hub Author 17 months ago

Thanks Bard.

Jean Nash 17 months ago

Beautiful! Thought provoking!!

Mark Moore 17 months ago

Nice to get some appreciation for once, cheers Roy.

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Roy Mayall Hub Author 17 months ago

Thanks Jean. It's part of the build up to working on my new book.

Hi Mark: yes, it's appreciation for myself too!

theabbotpostie 17 months ago

as ever, roy has said it as it is!

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Roy Mayall Hub Author 17 months ago

Cheers theabbotpostie: glad you like it.

camjs 17 months ago

Wonderful evocative writing. You should write a postie novel like The Missing Postman!

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Roy Mayall Hub Author 17 months ago

I'm considering it camjs. Glad you liked the piece.

sgmlo retired 17 months ago

My God Roy, you're right but I'd forgotten about all that stuff in my 27 years having now been retired for 7 years. Mind you I'd not want to do it now.

At least, although we moaned, we did have the time to do the job properly and give the best service possible. Now its all about money.

Good luck, we always enjoy your observations.

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Roy Mayall Hub Author 17 months ago

Hi sgmlo, I'm looking forward to being retired too. It's too much like hard work these days. Yes, and no time to offer a decent service any more either. One day we'll all wake up and discover something we valued is gone. Glad you liked the story.

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tonymac04 17 months ago

This is really fabulous writing - I enjoyed every moment. Thank you - and I will never look at a postie in the same way again!

Love and peace

Tony

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Roy Mayall Hub Author 17 months ago

Glad you like it Tony. I hope it serves to make people appreciate us postal workers more.

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kathryn1000 17 months ago

We are very grateful t our postmen as we get alot of books.I am very concerned now about the new proposals.Three men here killed themselves in the summer.Is that just a coincidence.

Keep up the writing.

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